How Not To Commit Murder

How Not to Commit Murder is a humorous tale of mayhem, murder and facing the truth. 

CAREER conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight after his release from prison, with the help of his sexy new wife Carleen and the begrudging support of her wealthy family.

But circumstances conspire against him. He inadvertently stumbles across a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust. Nefarious criminal Frank Cornell, who has a grudge against Lucy, blackmails Reuben into becoming an accomplice to her murder. 

Never have his skills in lying and cheating been so vital!  Can he save his own life, as well as Lucy's - and without Carleen finding out?

If you like Donald Westlake and Colin Bateman, you’ll love this book with its artful blend of comedy and crime and flawed but engaging characters.

"This story keeps you guessing to the very end. Very well written and paced great. Totally recommending!" B.J. Gaskill
"There is a great balance between the Crime/Mystery part of it and the Comedy. I found myself guessing the whole way through, and being wrong quite a bit, while laughing out loud. A Great Combination!" TexasBookNook
"There's plenty of suspense, romance, plot twists and humour in this entertaining and absorbing book." David Busch
How Not To Commit Murder

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Conversation With Robin Storey.

What was your inspiration for How Not To Commit Murder?

I worked for many years as a probation and parole officer, so had contact with a wide range of offenders from various backgrounds, and indeed this has been grist to the mill for my crime novels. My main character, Reuben Littlejohn, developed gradually in my head – his character is a combination of a few conmen I’d met, combined with a large dose of imagination.

How do you incorporate humour into a crime novel about a conman?

Writing humor has always come naturally to me – I can find humour in most situations. In this book it’s Reuben’s character – he’s in his early thirties but in some ways he’s never grown up. He loves Mandrake comics, hates the thought of a regular job and he’s a bit of a dreamer. He fantasizes about lots of things, including women, so this alone lent itself to comedy.

Reuben is on parole and his parole officer Lucy play a central role in the story. Having been in the job myself, I was able to do a gentle sendup of the parole process, imagining how it would be through Reuben’s eyes.

It’s the situations combined with the character’s personality that lend themselves to humour – Reuben’s disastrous attempts to hold down a job, his relationship with his disapproving in-laws, and his attempts to lead a double life – pretending to help Frank Cornell murder Lucy, at the same time trying to save her life, without his wife Carleen finding out. This requires a lot of subterfuge and stretching of the truth!

You can read more about writing humour in my blog post What Makes You Laugh?

What was the biggest challenge in writing How Not To Commit Murder?

Writing a character who is a criminal but still making him someone the reader can empathize with. And I think I’ve succeeded because I’ve had readers say to me,’ I didn’t want to like him, but I couldn’t help it.’ I think the humour had a lot to do with that.

Also, I wondered how I’d go writing from the point of view of a thirty-something male, which clearly I’m not, but it was easier than I expected. Although there are a lot of differences in the mental and emotional make-up of men and women, there are many similarities as well. Deep down we all want to be loved and appreciated for who we are and to find meaning and fulfilment in what we do.

Will there be a sequel? How Not To Rob A Bank? How Not To Kidnap A Billionaire?

There are no plans for a sequel at the moment. But you never know…

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